I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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