Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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