just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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