He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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