I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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