I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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