so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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