mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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