No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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