grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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