Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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