he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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