He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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