Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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