So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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