yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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