Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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