should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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