foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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