Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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