Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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