Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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