if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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