So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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