do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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