Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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