If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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