I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
