id be glad to
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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