the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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