And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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