Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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