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I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I am one with the molecules
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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