Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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