I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We got so high we made milksteak
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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