You can't motorboat a personality
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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