So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
