Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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