I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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