You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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