I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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