They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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