as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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