NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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