Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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