we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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