Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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