I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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