another moral hangover. fuck.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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