We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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