I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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