your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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