The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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