Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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