Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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