My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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