But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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