that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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