Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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