3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
