Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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