Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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