It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
