If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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